Today's Funny
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Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
There was one not far from where we used to live called "He's Not Here"
As a former part time barroom waitress, I know that one well enough.
GotGarlic
Chef Extraordinaire
When we first moved here, there were two bars across the street from the medical school where I used to work: The Operating Room and The Recovery Room.
GotGarlic
Chef Extraordinaire
You are aboot to be assimilated, hoser, eh?
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OP
OP
ROFL!!!!
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
Hmmm, I wonder how taxlady is doing.
Rocket_J_Dawg
Sous Chef
I was assimilated into Canada a long time ago. Doing fine, thank you.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Rocket_J_Dawg
Sous Chef
Couch Potato, cute.
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
And if there is no price tag (nor one posted on the shelf) does that mean it's free? Cuz.....If it's Free, It's for ME!
Dawgluver
Chef Extraordinaire
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OP
Off the couch!!!!!!
Well that was different. Almost as good as when I put live lobsters on the floor of a very long hallway. I had three cats at the time. Dang I wish I had some pix of that.
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
If that spoon handle was in the other claw, the lobster would just snap that off in a hurry. BTW, that is a left handed lobster.
