Today's Funny

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[Cooking Goddess]

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him.

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says,

"I'm going to have to put him down."

“Why, just because he's cross-eyed?”

"No, because he's really heavy."

 

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[dragnlaw]

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For the newlywed couple's first Thanksgiving, the husband’s in-laws came over for dinner.

His bride roasted a beautiful turkey which she brought to the table on a silver tray.

With a sharp knife, the husband quickly carved it into lovely piles of thinly sliced white and dark meat.

Anxious to finally win his acceptance, he smiled proudly at his father-in-law, a well known surgeon, and said,

“How was that for a stunning bit of surgery?”

The father-in-law laughed and replied,

“Not bad...Now let’s see you put it back together!”

 

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[taxlady]

Saw this on Facebook.

 

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[dragnlaw]

soo funny taxy!

 

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