Show Us Your Sentence!

[Barbara L]

I did the Macarena with a football player because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Wait a minute...I never danced the Macarena, let alone done it in front of others!

But if Big Bird tells you to, you have to because he is your leader!

Barbara

 

[miniman]

I had lunch with a noodle because that is how I roll.

 

[GotGarlic]

OMG, tears are rolling down my cheeks, I'm laughing so hard!

I smelled a fork because I'm a Ninja!

For DH:

I yelled at a Ninja because I think I need some serious help!

AHHH! Too weird!

 

[*amy*]

I just noticed this one:

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

None----------because I can't control myself!

 

[Bilby]

I kicked a fork because that's how I roll. In which case, it would probably have stabbed me in the foot and I would have ended up with tetanus and died a slow, lingering death.. ;-)

 

[letscook]

I smelled my dog because I'm crazy!

 

[GotGarlic]

I smelled my dog because I'm crazy!

It must have been one of those butt sniffs!!! "Hey, let me get to know you REAALLLYY WEEELLLLLL!"

 

[middie]

I danced with a fireman because the voices told me to.

 

[buckytom]

i danced with a llama because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

 

[Chef Mark]

I Karate chopped a spoon because the voices told me to---Hey! Somebody has worked w/me making a roux for Gumbo...cool

 

[kitchenelf]

I jumped on a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

 

[The Z]

I licked a stuffed animal because I think I need some serious help!

 

[buckytom]

lol, elfie and z!!!! you're both gonna need counseling for that.

 

[Aera]

I karate chopped a stuffed animal because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

 

[plumies]

I kicked a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

 

[Barbara L]

I just noticed this one:

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

None----------because I can't control myself!

I guess mine would have changed a lot when that hot flash hit late last night then!

Anonymous!

 

[sattie]

I smelled a football player because I'm cool like that.

 

[PanchoHambre]

I had lunch with a snowman because i'm a Ninja!

 

[sparrowgrass]

Watch out for me, y'all.

I jumped on Chuck Norris because I can.

 

[blackcat]

I licked a monster because I can.