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Old 09-26-2013, 03:41 PM   #1
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GOD speaks to Adam ..........

GOD said to Adam;
“I’ll create for you a companion !
She will be a Woman. She will be pleasing to the eye, will obey your every command, Do whatever you ask, Believe anything you tell her, and be totally devoted to you.”

Adam, pondering this, asked,” What's this gonna cost me?”
GOD replied, “An Arm and a Leg.....”.

Adam, pondering this, asked,” What can I get for a rib?”

The rest is history !

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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