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Old 01-14-2016, 11:50 PM   #7121
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Old 01-15-2016, 12:35 AM   #7122
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Old 01-16-2016, 11:56 AM   #7123
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Old 01-20-2016, 03:03 PM   #7124
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A dear Irish friend posted this:
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Old 01-20-2016, 03:52 PM   #7125
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A dear Irish friend posted this:
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The writing is awfully tiny. I had to copy and paste it into IrfanView and make it bigger until it was fuzzy. Any chance of a bigger version?
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Old 01-20-2016, 04:02 PM   #7126
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Let's try this one:
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Old 01-20-2016, 04:17 PM   #7127
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Let's try this one:
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Nope, same size. Can you link it instead of attaching it? Or would you like me to type it up?
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Old 01-20-2016, 04:28 PM   #7128
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Huh. It came out bigger for me. My friend has horribly biased conservative political views, but I love him anyway.

Here's the Irish website: the irish way photos
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Old 01-20-2016, 05:17 PM   #7130
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Old 01-20-2016, 05:18 PM   #7131
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Storm's coming...
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Old 01-20-2016, 05:30 PM   #7132
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Reminds me of this Campbell's commercial!

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Old 01-20-2016, 05:51 PM   #7133
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Huh. It came out bigger for me. My friend has horribly biased conservative political views, but I love him anyway.

Here's the Irish website: the irish way photos
Good one Dawg. It did enlarge the second time. I just clicked on the second one and it opened immediately.
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I understand completely. Teddy sits there right in front of me with a tilted head and big sad eyes. He gives me a short bark and lets me know that he know I see him. What am I supposed to do? I pat my mattress and tell him "Up". He jumps up on my bed throws himself down and he gets his scratchies from head to toe. Cats are the only ones who talk to you.
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Old 01-20-2016, 10:44 PM   #7135
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Dawg, you aren't Irish by any chance, are you? ducks and runs...

taxy, I sure miss my conversations with a kitty. Midnight talked some, but LittleBit was so chatty we figured we should have named her "Chatty Catty".

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What a shame, I'm in the "one bottle" zone. Well, nothing like being over-prepared, I say.
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Dawg, you aren't Irish by any chance, are you? ducks and runs...



taxy, I sure miss my conversations with a kitty. Midnight talked some, but LittleBit was so chatty we figured we should have named her "Chatty Catty".





What a shame, I'm in the "one bottle" zone. Well, nothing like being over-prepared, I say.

Apparently I am! Baby Bro did some searching... Lots of German, a bit of Brit and Scot, and a bunch of Irish!
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Dawg, you aren't Irish by any chance, are you? ducks and runs...

taxy, I sure miss my conversations with a kitty. Midnight talked some, but LittleBit was so chatty we figured we should have named her "Chatty Catty".


What a shame, I'm in the "one bottle" zone. Well, nothing like being over-prepared, I say.
Ah, Chatty Catty! I love it!

We're right on the edge of 6 and 12. I figure I better go for the 12, just to be safe
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I want to know why I get a 4" wide strip on the bed and the three cats get the rest...

If Shrek is in bed, too, I only get a 3" wide strip and two of the cats sleep on me.
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Old men behaving badly!!

You're too old for this ****...
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