uh-oh. on a bender? i'll go with you. i'm on beer #4 and ready for another!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
gimme some of that rum, please.
~holding out glass and adding caffeine free coke to rum.~
woah, BABY! this macadamia is HUGE.
~lugging macadamia from shelf and breaking off pieces with cleaver~
~holding coconut-sized piece and once again dancing barefoot on bar for sush~