Gimme a minute. If I'm going to give it away, I want to do it with style!
Cursed art thou, hands of man,
though blessings of great tact,
you cannot lift these orthogons
and struggle to put them back.
Fetch me then, a simple tool
with steely, spearing teeth
that bite into the twisted pile
and hold until released!
It grasps what keeps your feet above
where your feet might be
and brings to light what has been hid'n
where no one can see.