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Old 09-16-2005, 12:11 PM   #1021
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Old 09-16-2005, 07:47 PM   #1024
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:42 PM   #1025
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:45 PM   #1026
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:13 PM   #1027
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:21 PM   #1028
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:34 PM   #1030
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:30 PM   #1033
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Old 09-17-2005, 01:59 AM   #1034
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