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Old 10-08-2012, 04:12 PM   #2081
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That one is classic
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Old 10-08-2012, 05:40 PM   #2083
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Have I mentioned that I love this thread?
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:33 PM   #2084
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There is peanut butter cookie and coffee sprayed everywhere.
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:19 PM   #2085
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This explains why...
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:41 PM   #2086
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That happens to me all the time.
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Old 10-09-2012, 02:26 AM   #2087
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There is peanut butter cookie and coffee sprayed everywhere.
Love this one
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Old 10-09-2012, 05:55 AM   #2088
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:58 AM   #2089
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Boy, did I miss a lot of choice stuff in just a couple of days away. Great choices, all!
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:42 PM   #2090
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How dumb can you get

Yesterday a Boston Police officer spotted a man with blue surgical gloves on trying to open the door to a local bank. The door was locked.

Sorry big guy, yesterday was a bank holiday. All banks were closed. In his pocket was a note for holding up the bank.

No, not all Bostonians are that dumb.
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Old 10-09-2012, 05:39 PM   #2091
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From my Mother...

Have to tell you what I did hope you are sitting down. We have all been sick here flu I guess. Anyway Dad wanted cinnamon toast so I fixed it and he ate it and never said a word. A while later he wanted another. He asked me what cinnamon/sugar I used and I said the one I have been using for years. He said let see it so I went and got It it did look a little peaked. He tasted it and I had made his toast with chili powder. I won't live that down for a while. Love, Mama

Now you know where I get it from...
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Old 10-09-2012, 05:49 PM   #2092
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From my Mother...

Have to tell you what I did hope you are sitting down. We have all been sick here flu I guess. Anyway Dad wanted cinnamon toast so I fixed it and he ate it and never said a word. A while later he wanted another. He asked me what cinnamon/sugar I used and I said the one I have been using for years. He said let see it so I went and got It it did look a little peaked. He tasted it and I had made his toast with chili powder. I won't live that down for a while. Love, Mama

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A family trait. We have a few of them in my family also.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:24 PM   #2094
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ROFL!!
Mom is not only going to get it from Dad and my Brother...you can bet I will ask her for her famous chili toast and so will Shrek. I may even make sure that chilies have a part in her memorial when that ever happens.

I write all these things down that she tells me and am busy making a memoir.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:26 PM   #2095
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Chili toast. Your mum invented a new dish!
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:27 PM   #2096
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Chili toast. LOL.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:54 PM   #2097
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Chili toast. LOL.
I find it funny that Dad ate one and asked for another...
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I find it funny that Dad ate one and asked for another...
They must be good.
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I find it funny that Dad ate one and asked for another...
Chili toast would probably be good if you make it right. +1 for your momma!
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lame foodie joke and a cute halloween costume
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