That will be my new motto
**WARNING** This is a joke, only a joke posted in "Today's Funny" for that reason. If you are offended, don't respond, just don't read it.
It’s tough out there I tell ya, the recession has hit everybody.....
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
It’s tough out there I tell ya!
Love the Middle Wife! Thanks, Snip!
I'm taking sparkles to my next appointment in a couple of weeks.
I dare you Fiona!
I dare you Fiona!
I found 4 funnies today...can't decide which one to post...eanie...meanie...miney..moe...
+1Yes CWS...more please