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Old 01-08-2013, 08:11 PM   #2981
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You provide your shoe size and DOB, the rest is just shuffling the numbers around so it looks like magic.

There was a similar puzzle a while back involving a string of calculations ending up with your age or DOB. Supposedly it would nly work in that current year.
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:14 AM   #2983
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:14 AM   #2984
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:55 AM   #2985
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:38 PM   #2987
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http://youtu.be/xVrJ8DxECbg


Oh my god, this is hilarious (search for invisible driver prank if the link doesn't work for you)
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Old 01-09-2013, 06:03 PM   #2988
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:23 PM   #2989
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oh my gosh that is funny. i can certainly relate.
good one tax lady.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:28 PM   #2990
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:50 PM   #2991
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From #OverlyHonestMethods Captures All The Hilarious Science Not Fit For Publication (TWEETS)

Things that scientists post on twitter, but not in the stuff they publish. Some of my favourites:

  • 500 kW laser pulses were employed BECAUSE LASERS. Pew pew.
  • LITERATURE CITED (but not actually read)
  • The effects of TOR pathway disruption in C. elegans were not explored further because that ****'s lethal & I dont wanna
  • Before measurement, samples were kept free from contamination & if we dropped any we totally followed the 5 second rule
  • We know it's pointless but we did it anyway because somebody was stupid enough to give us funding for it.
  • we didn't test as many clams as oysters because we're pretty sure someone found the samples and ate them
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:26 PM   #2992
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:41 PM   #2993
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Lol... I love this thread...
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That is a good one. I have certainly had days like that.
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That one cracks me up every time!
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