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Old 01-26-2013, 02:25 PM   #3121
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OMIGOSH! This dog is an identical twin to our Harley. Plus, she's sooooo addicted to Canine Carry-Outs (bacon flavor). She would crawl over broken glass just to eat the crumbs at the bottom of the package.

This is just too perfect. I'll laugh the rest of the day.
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:44 PM   #3122
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Old 01-26-2013, 05:20 PM   #3123
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:27 PM   #3124
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Here are two more cat funnies
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:03 PM   #3125
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Old 01-26-2013, 09:09 PM   #3126
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The Dying Granny
A dying granny tells her granddaughter... I want to leave you my farm.

That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse, all the livestock and $22,398,750 in cash.

The granddaughter, about to be rich, says ...oh my goodness granny!

You are so generous.

I didn't even know you had a farm.

Where is it?.

With her last breath, her granny whispered.......


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Old 01-26-2013, 11:01 PM   #3127
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That is so funny
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:17 AM   #3128
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Nice bunch of ! Thanks!!
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:51 AM   #3129
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The Perfect Diet

I have found the perfect dieting technique !!

Eat in the nude & you will quickly loose your appetite!

Sadly, I've been banned from 5 area restaurants, but I've lost 10 lbs so far!
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:45 AM   #3130
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This one has been around for about six years, but I love it. It's in Norwegian with English subtitles. If you have ever helped someone learn to use a computer, you will probably appreciate it.

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Old 01-27-2013, 11:22 AM   #3131
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Thanks, Taxy. That was hilarioud!!!

Good one MrsLMB, too true!
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This one has been around for about six years, but I love it. It's in Norwegian with English subtitles. If you have ever helped someone learn to use a computer, you will probably appreciate it.

I work as helpdesk. I'm afraid to watch this.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:36 AM   #3133
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I work as helpdesk. I'm afraid to watch this.
I suggest you go to the bathroom first!
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:39 AM   #3134
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I just watched it. Yes, that is exactly what it feels like some days.
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Old 01-27-2013, 01:41 PM   #3135
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LOL...love the help Desk...sounds like what I go through at work with computer phobes..
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Old 01-27-2013, 03:42 PM   #3137
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:03 PM   #3138
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For those who have also been enduring this January deep freeze...
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:57 PM   #3139
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