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Old 02-25-2013, 03:28 AM   #3341
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All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:56 AM   #3343
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I've been faking for years.

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Old 02-26-2013, 03:07 PM   #3345
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Cute Puppies ... Laughing Babies ... what could be better !!!

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Old 02-26-2013, 10:12 PM   #3346
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Cute Puppies ... Laughing Babies ... what could be better !!!

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Well, that's definitely contagious...my ribs hurt.
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:31 PM   #3347
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Old 02-27-2013, 10:26 PM   #3348
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Soooo true!!! The one at work stops a print job (2 pages short) to tell me it can only print 300 more pages...
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Old 02-28-2013, 02:02 AM   #3349
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I've been faking for years.

That's why I'm tired all the time! I thought it was menopause!
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Old 02-28-2013, 11:33 AM   #3350
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Shoplifting

An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge, he asked, "What did you steal?"

She said, "A can of peaches."

The judge asked, "Why did you steal them?"

She said, "I was hungry."

The judge asked, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She answered, "There were 6 peaches in that can."

The judge said, "I sentence you to 6 days in jail."

The woman’s husband stood up and asked the judge if he could make a statement. The judge gave him permission.

He said, "Judge, she also stole a can of peas."
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Old 02-28-2013, 11:34 AM   #3351
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Taking A Risk

Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can be risky.

The Pastor having asked, the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said.

"I know if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down from their laughter for the worship service to continue.
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Old 02-28-2013, 03:04 PM   #3352
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Bloody Marys

Actual picture of Bloody Marys served at a restaurant in Duluth. Wonder how much these things cost?? LOL! (Personally, I think they should have unwrapped the sandwiches before putting them on the skewer, but that's just me...)

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Old 02-28-2013, 05:53 PM   #3353
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Old 02-28-2013, 06:16 PM   #3354
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Old 02-28-2013, 09:34 PM   #3356
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Warning: do NOT shave your bear!
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Yikes!


Loved the box of chocolates and the jokes were good, too!
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:22 PM   #3358
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I want to know who was brave enough to shave that poor creature.
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Aha! Now I know why .40's bear left his picnic table! Mystery solved!

.40, no more bear-shaving.
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Old 02-28-2013, 11:19 PM   #3360
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I want to know who was brave enough to shave that poor creature.
I read that it wasn't shaved. The bear has a skin problem and the fur fell off. If you look closely, you can see places where the fur is just very sparse.
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