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Old 05-29-2012, 08:59 PM   #401
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We must as PF is she has had to use a neck tourniquet on any patient lately. I sure there have been times when she wishes she could.
I always ask what alternate sites blood pressure can be checked. Wrists, thigh, ankle and I toss in neck...big thumping arteries there to listen to. Luckily, no one has taken that seriously for more than half a minute.
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Air flossing.

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Old 05-29-2012, 09:45 PM   #403
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Air flossing.

This just made me laugh!
ROFL! Can you imagine the flappage of a basset doing the same thing?
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ROFL! Can you imagine the flappage of a basset doing the same thing?
Or being in the car behind said basset?
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Old 05-29-2012, 09:51 PM   #405
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There ya go! Big ears will make that sound!
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:04 PM   #408
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I think my favorite of all those is "No sir, it's the same dog."
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I think my favorite of all those is "No sir, it's the same dog."
Me too.
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Old 05-30-2012, 09:34 AM   #411
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I think my favorite of all those is "No sir, it's the same dog."
My favorite is "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet" lol
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David Attenborough narrates the shoe-mounting tortoise video - The Graham Norton Show - BBC One - YouTube

I can't figure out how to embed this. I've done it before.
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Old 05-30-2012, 01:37 PM   #413
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That was so funny!
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It is that hot here!
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Angry Birds!
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Thought bubble over the cat who is watching the human clean the cat box, "I wonder what she wants them for."
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Someone noticed and made that mirror image of the Nazi Swastika.
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Too Cute !!!

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