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Old 09-05-2014, 10:51 PM   #6201
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Yes. You betcha. Sorry.
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Old 09-06-2014, 01:52 AM   #6202
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Says it all, lol...
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Old 09-06-2014, 04:32 AM   #6203
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Well, I was hoping I hadn't offended anyone...
I don't think anyone was really offended, just ruffled a few feathers!
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Old 09-06-2014, 07:55 AM   #6204
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Old 09-06-2014, 10:32 AM   #6205
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Old 09-06-2014, 10:35 AM   #6206
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There are three different kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
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Old 09-06-2014, 10:57 AM   #6207
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Old 09-08-2014, 09:31 PM   #6208
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Heh:
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Old 09-08-2014, 10:33 PM   #6209
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Old 09-08-2014, 10:42 PM   #6210
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Dawg, those are the kinds of random thoughts our son will toss up as his Facebook "status update". Some of them engender quite a goodly number of posts. Most days Mom and Dad just shake their heads...
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Old 09-08-2014, 10:44 PM   #6211
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Sadly, being in education for many years, these are a lot more creative than what I've seen! If only!
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Old 09-09-2014, 07:38 AM   #6212
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Poor momma.

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Old 09-09-2014, 11:52 AM   #6213
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Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, updated for 2014
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Good one GG. Unfortunately too true.
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Stirling, my DH works from home. Today he posted the following on his FB page,

"Gah! This morning's commute was a nightmare. The Coffee Access in the Kitchen was bumper to bumper!"

I love his wacky sense of humour.
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Old 09-09-2014, 12:09 PM   #6216
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Old 09-09-2014, 03:52 PM   #6217
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creative, that "Spam" routine is a good one! Also love their "bring out the dead".




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Thanks GG. Reminded me what worked to get my shape back to it's pre-pregnancy state: chasing my twins like that once they started to crawl.
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"Gah! This morning's commute was a nightmare. The Coffee Access in the Kitchen was bumper to bumper!"

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Old 09-11-2014, 03:53 AM   #6220
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Seeing Caslon's location "inside the fridge" today reminded me of an amusing situation.

Peter Cook & Dudley Moore were very famous here in UK; in particular when they had their comedy stage revue "Beyond The Fringe". They would frequent a particular Italian restaurant where they were warmly greeted by "Peter! Dudley! Behind the fridge!"
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