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09-05-2014, 10:51 PM
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#6201
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Join Date: Apr 2011
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Today's Funny
Yes. You betcha. Sorry.
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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09-06-2014, 01:52 AM
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#6202
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Ring of fire. So. Calif.
Posts: 3,287
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09-06-2014, 04:32 AM
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#6203
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Master Chef
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: near Mount Pilot
Posts: 7,579
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
Well, I was hoping I hadn't offended anyone...
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I don't think anyone was really offended, just ruffled a few feathers!   
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09-06-2014, 07:55 AM
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#6204
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Head Chef
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: UK
Posts: 1,521
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"There are 2 types of people I hate - Norwegians and racists" (Stewart Francis) 
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" (Charles M. Shulz) 
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09-06-2014, 10:32 AM
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#6205
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
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There are 10 kinds of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
(10 in binary = 2 in base ten)
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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09-06-2014, 10:35 AM
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,432
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There are three different kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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09-06-2014, 10:57 AM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: UK
Posts: 1,521
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"I wouldn't say he is emotional, but he cries if a traffic light is against him!" 
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" (Charles M. Shulz)
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09-08-2014, 09:31 PM
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#6208
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,028
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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09-08-2014, 10:33 PM
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#6209
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,649
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ROFL!!!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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09-08-2014, 10:42 PM
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#6210
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,227
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Dawg, those are the kinds of random thoughts our son will toss up as his Facebook "status update". Some of them engender quite a goodly number of posts. Most days Mom and Dad just shake their heads...
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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09-08-2014, 10:44 PM
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#6211
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Sadly, being in education for many years, these are a lot more creative than what I've seen! If only!
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09-09-2014, 07:38 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,106
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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09-09-2014, 11:52 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,106
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Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, updated for 2014
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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09-09-2014, 12:01 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
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Good one GG. Unfortunately too true.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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09-09-2014, 12:03 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Stirling, my DH works from home. Today he posted the following on his FB page,
"Gah! This morning's commute was a nightmare. The Coffee Access in the Kitchen was bumper to bumper!"
I love his wacky sense of humour.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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09-09-2014, 12:09 PM
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#6216
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Head Chef
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: UK
Posts: 1,521
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" (Charles M. Shulz)
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09-09-2014, 03:52 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,227
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creative, that "Spam" routine is a good one! Also love their "bring out the dead".
Quote:
Originally Posted by GotGarlic
Poor momma.
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Thanks GG. Reminded me what worked to get my shape back to it's pre-pregnancy state: chasing my twins like that once they started to crawl.
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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09-09-2014, 08:07 PM
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,649
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GotGarlic
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, updated for 2014
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ROFL!!!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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09-09-2014, 08:07 PM
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,649
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady
Stirling, my DH works from home. Today he posted the following on his FB page,
"Gah! This morning's commute was a nightmare. The Coffee Access in the Kitchen was bumper to bumper!"
I love his wacky sense of humour.
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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09-11-2014, 03:53 AM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: UK
Posts: 1,521
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Seeing Caslon's location "inside the fridge" today reminded me of an amusing situation.
Peter Cook & Dudley Moore were very famous here in UK; in particular when they had their comedy stage revue "Beyond The Fringe". They would frequent a particular Italian restaurant where they were warmly greeted by "Peter! Dudley! Behind the fridge!" 
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