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Old 09-15-2015, 03:38 PM   #6881
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Thinking I might have to add these to Kleenex's Lays Potato Chip new flavor reviews:

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Old 09-15-2015, 03:46 PM   #6882
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Thinking I might have to add these to Kleenex's Lays Potato Chip new flavor reviews:

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Those are funny! I'd add Potato to the Couch....Couch Potato sounds right.

Not crazy about any of the contest flavors this year. I entered so many times last year. Not sure how they select the finalists. There were so many other entries that I thought sounded tastier.

One year Kettle chips had this offer where they sent you packs of flavorings for you to make your own. That was so fun! You could mix and match the flavors, you'd toss in some plain chips and they became YOUR flavor. Wish they'd do that again.
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Old 09-15-2015, 03:58 PM   #6883
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Orange juice and toothpaste flavor had me on the floor...
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Old 09-15-2015, 04:25 PM   #6884
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Orange juice and toothpaste flavor had me on the floor...
Yeah, I had to pick up Shrek from that one, too!...
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Old 09-15-2015, 04:38 PM   #6885
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Oops, sorry PF. It's still cracking me up!

I'm easily entertained.
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Old 09-15-2015, 04:39 PM   #6886
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I'm positive that Shrek and I are easily entertained.
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Old 09-17-2015, 09:07 PM   #6887
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Proud to be a NoDak!

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Old 09-17-2015, 09:14 PM   #6888
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Oh drat, I'll have to blow it up again!
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Old 09-17-2015, 09:17 PM   #6889
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oh drat, i'll have to blow it up again!

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Old 09-18-2015, 03:20 AM   #6890
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I am sorry. Eyes for the Elderly again. Thanks. I will never make it in N. Dak. Yesterday was in the low 80's. I had a sweater on as well as slacks.
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It can be raining, windy, 35 degrees and kids are standing at the bus stop with shorts and t-shirts, no coats, no umbrellas, just ridiculous IMO. We couldn't leave the house when we were kids if we dressed like that. Times sure have changed.
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Old 09-21-2015, 10:13 PM   #6892
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Today's Funny

I found this amusing:
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I'm Tidal Doctor, the Silencer of Europe.
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Old 09-21-2015, 11:01 PM   #6893
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You need to get a different birthdate, Cheryl!
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Old 09-21-2015, 11:37 PM   #6895
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Seriously! Sounds very unvillain-like.
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Old 09-22-2015, 01:04 AM   #6896
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I found this amusing:
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Old 09-22-2015, 01:08 AM   #6897
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Okay, that's better...
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Pirate was riding in an unsafe part of Boston. He went past a perfectly centered on a dumpster, in very large letters, the following. It was done by an upstanding citizen with his paint cans. Must have thought he was in the subway.

TRUMP'S VOTING BOX. It even had a slot painted on it for the ballot.

Pirate said cars were slowing down to look at it.
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Yours turned out cool.
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