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Old 06-28-2012, 01:20 AM   #681
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:28 AM   #682
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Is there a belly-laugh smiley for these?
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:45 AM   #683
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In the same vein as "caution - coffee is hot," this morning on the radio I heard a local warning as it applies here in South Florida, "do not approach large pythons." Made me laugh - that'll be the day.
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:55 AM   #684
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So funny Lizzie

I agree, that is one thing I would not approach
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:43 AM   #685
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:49 AM   #686
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:24 AM   #687
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That's bad.
That's disturbing. Don't let my daughter's see this. It would make one think - Those dolls, in their original boxes, in twenty years, will be worth money to collectors. The other daughter would break out a barbecue, just to drive her sister crazy. And I'm not saying which DD would do which action.

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Old 06-28-2012, 09:38 AM   #688
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Actualy neither of us would do that. Burning plastic releases toxic fumes, smells gross, and is bad for the environment.
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:52 AM   #689
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Old 06-28-2012, 01:09 PM   #690
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Old 06-28-2012, 01:12 PM   #691
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Oh, my side, people!!
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Old 06-28-2012, 02:05 PM   #692
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I posted the Vulcan Mind Meld picture on Facebook with the message, "Your mind to my mind. Your thoughts to my thoughts. Your food to my dish."

Just found this one:
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Old 06-28-2012, 02:08 PM   #693
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:50 PM   #695
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Or, "You, out of the gene pool, now!"
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I got that Vulcan mind meld photo from George Takei's (Sulu from Classic Star Trek) Facebook page.
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:54 PM   #697
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Old 06-28-2012, 05:11 PM   #698
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LOL! I love it!
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Old 06-28-2012, 05:54 PM   #699
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Merlot, that is so funny
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Merlot, that is so funny
I thought so too and as much as I would like to take the credit, taxlady is the one who found it!
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