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Old 04-06-2018, 03:30 PM   #8221
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Old 04-06-2018, 03:51 PM   #8222
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what makes it funnier is that is exactly what is happening here now!

well, not sure about the Monkeys - but the rest is true!
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Old 04-06-2018, 04:05 PM   #8223
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Old 04-06-2018, 05:09 PM   #8224
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So true Kayelle.
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Old 04-06-2018, 06:34 PM   #8225
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So true Kayelle.
+1 !
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Old 04-06-2018, 10:34 PM   #8226
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They are still trying to figure out how we got it off in the first place...
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Old 04-06-2018, 10:52 PM   #8227
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True true Princess!

Reminds me of the time I had to undo my bra for a medical exam. Not strip, just undo. But then when it was over, due to my bum shoulder at the time, I could not do it back up without removing all and doing it up in the front/twist it around/blah blah blah... you know the routine.

told the doc, "well here yuh go, you get to do it up for me, probably not your normal thing."
He replied, "sure I can!" and he did, in less than 10 seconds!
I was impressed and told him so. Guess I shouldn't have been, think he's on his 3rd wife.
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Old 04-06-2018, 11:19 PM   #8228
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LOL! That's funny!
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Old 04-07-2018, 01:39 AM   #8229
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Amen! Except I've been wearing camisoles for about the last 15 years - basically grown-up undershirts. When you're built the same way as when you wore undershirts as a young girl...:

There is a chain of restaurants called "Dick's Last Resort". There used to be one in downtown Cleveland when we still lived back home. One of their gimmicks was to offer a free drink to a "lady" if she tossed her bra up onto the rows of bottles at the bar back. We never went there, but my FIL did when he and his lady friend visited. He was absolutely enamored with the trick - and Kay was way too much of a lady to indulge him that night.
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Old 04-07-2018, 12:58 PM   #8230
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Amen! Except I've been wearing camisoles for about the last 15 years - basically grown-up undershirts. When you're built the same way as when you wore undershirts as a young girl...:
Haa..these days I've been wearing a sports bra....no hooks or anything pinching. I'm just interesting in containment for these big girls, because perky girls have left the building.
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Old 04-07-2018, 01:03 PM   #8231
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LOL!!! ARE YOU GUYS ALL ENJOYING THIS?
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LOL!!! ARE YOU GUYS ALL ENJOYING THIS?
I am. (answering for a friend.)
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:39 PM   #8233
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Haa..these days I've been wearing a sports bra....no hooks or anything pinching...
Yup, comfort. Once you get to a certain age (mine was around 50), it's all about comfort. And when it comes to my, ahem, physical attributes? Let's just say that it's a good thing that Himself is a "Leg Man".
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:54 PM   #8234
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LOL Whisk

Yep...comfort. For me it's a 'real bra' as seldom as possible, but mostly sports, camisoles, or if I'm home alone and not expecting anyone...setting the girls free.
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:16 AM   #8235
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The most famous words spoken every night.

I would walk in the front door from work. The first thing I did was to kick off my heels. Then those famous words came from my mouth every night.

LET ME GET OUT OF THIS BRA!

Today, I wear one that hooks in front. So comfortable that I will never wear one with hooks in back again.
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My waffle maker doesn't do that...
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Old 04-10-2018, 06:55 AM   #8238
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Too funny...

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Old 04-10-2018, 08:33 AM   #8239
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I don't need a machine to do that for me.
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Old 04-10-2018, 09:22 AM   #8240
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I agree Andy! But now I know what to tell people...

"It wasn't me! it was the ________ (fill in blanks with appliance of choice)"

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