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Old 05-06-2018, 10:42 AM   #8281
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And this is why my husband wears gloves when cutting hot peppers. Soap and water don't always get all the capsaicin off your hands.
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And this is why my husband wears gloves when cutting hot peppers. Soap and water don't always get all the capsaicin off your hands.
Water spreads the capsaicin around. He should be washing with sour cream Although gloves are a better solution hee hee
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Old 05-11-2018, 02:23 PM   #8285
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Water spreads the capsaicin around. He should be washing with sour cream Although gloves are a better solution hee hee
After handling hot peppers, I "wash" my hands with a splash of white vinegar then soap and water. Seems to work OK for me. The capsaicin in hot peppers is a strong alkali. A strong acid will neutralize it. Vinegar or lemon juice will do the trick.
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After handling hot peppers, I "wash" my hands with a splash of white vinegar then soap and water. Seems to work OK for me. The capsaicin in hot peppers is a strong alkali. A strong acid will neutralize it. Vinegar or lemon juice will do the trick.
It's also fat-soluble, which is why people often eat dairy products with it. Good to know, though.
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Old 05-11-2018, 03:11 PM   #8287
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It's also fat-soluble, which is why people often eat dairy products with it. Good to know, though.
Hmmm, neutralized by acid and fat soluble. So a little oil a little vinegar and you're all set. Pass the salad dressing, please.
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Old 05-13-2018, 12:26 PM   #8288
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Old 05-13-2018, 02:19 PM   #8289
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That's an Inventive greeting card, LT.
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Old 05-14-2018, 06:36 AM   #8290
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Thank youse luckytrim Isappreshtates...
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Still cracks me up, have to listen to it at least once a year.
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Old 05-16-2018, 11:12 PM   #8293
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I've never seen/heard that video! It is a good one! Now I have to share it with Himself...
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Old 05-19-2018, 07:58 PM   #8294
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Well, Pirate finally got me today.

He is 55 years old and he has always managed to keep his blonde hair. I noticed a strand of grey and I pointed it out to him. I was planning on teasing him for quite a while, until his whole head was grey. His reply, which I will remember to the end of my days.

"That is not grey hair, that is the strands of wisdom and intelligence."

I have a full head of wisdom and intelligence. He is just starting. I will turn the tables on him.
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It's in Swedish. There are subtitles. She started cooking this way when she lived in student housing at university. She didn't have kitchen, just a coffee pot. She has a YouTube channel.

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