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MrsLMB 12-13-2012 08:08 AM


Addie 12-13-2012 08:10 AM

Oh my! How true. My husband used to get really worried when I was chattering away. :angel:

Skittle68 12-13-2012 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1217373)

This is so true! I get quiet when I'm mad because I need time to gather my thoughts and calm down. If I try to talk before I've had my quiet time it just comes out wrong. I try to organize my thoughts into "I feel" statements in order to have a constructive conversation. No shouting in this household!

taxlady 12-13-2012 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1216963)
Okay, not I have that song stuck in my head...


Skittle68 12-13-2012 11:36 AM


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Kylie1969 12-13-2012 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1217373)

So very true :lol:

Kylie1969 12-13-2012 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by Skittle68 (Post 1217417)

That is so funny :rofl:

Dawgluver 12-13-2012 05:24 PM

Another Takei:

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MrsLMB 12-13-2012 07:42 PM


taxlady 12-13-2012 08:01 PM


Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1217538)

That sounds about right. :wink:

Kylie1969 12-13-2012 08:28 PM

Love it :rofl:

PrincessFiona60 12-13-2012 08:40 PM


Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1217538)

I resemble that remark!

PrincessFiona60 12-13-2012 09:24 PM

Adorable Golden Retriever Puppies in the Snow! - YouTube

MrsLMB 12-14-2012 08:39 AM

Car Keys

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.

I was looking for my keys.

They were not in my pockets.

A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.

His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.

I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

He barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

Yep, it's the golden years.

PrincessFiona60 12-14-2012 08:44 AM


Somebunny 12-14-2012 11:50 AM

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Kylie1969 12-14-2012 03:49 PM

Love them both :lol:

Addie 12-14-2012 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1217585)

They way they plow through the snow, they would make great rescue dogs. That is adorable. Thank you. I loved it! :angel:

Addie 12-14-2012 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by Somebunny (Post 1217690)

I believe the cookie. It has never led me wrong. :angel:

Katie H 12-14-2012 04:09 PM

Heard this one this morning from my physical therapist, "What did the fish say when he hit a wall?"


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