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Shot my first turkey yesterday!

Scared the crap out of everyone
in the frozen food section.

It was awesome!

Getting old is so much fun....
 
MrsLMB said:
Shot my first turkey yesterday!

Scared the crap out of everyone
in the frozen food section.

It was awesome!

Getting old is so much fun....

OMG.

Love it!
 
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

Shot my first turkey yesterday!

Scared the crap out of everyone
in the frozen food section.

It was awesome!

Getting old is so much fun....
I told both of these to Stirling, who enjoyed them. Then I said, "Wouldn't it be fun to get all these ladies together?" "No, they should never be all in the same place at once."

:ROFLMAO:
 
I told both of these to Stirling, who enjoyed them. Then I said, "Wouldn't it be fun to get all these ladies together?" "No, they should never be all in the same place at once."

:ROFLMAO:

That would be fun but might be embarrasing because

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I told both of these to Stirling, who enjoyed them. Then I said, "Wouldn't it be fun to get all these ladies together?" "No, they should never be all in the same place at once."

:ROFLMAO:

We'd be cheap entertainment...
 
You are all cracking me up! Oh my gosh, I loved that weather forecast!

I just found this (If you have never seen Harry Potter movies, trust me, it's funny! LOL):
 
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