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taxlady 07-23-2012 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by purple.alien.giraffe (Post 1165009)
I want the lid down, not just the seat. Why, well first, studies have shown (and no, I don't have specific referances and I'm too lazy to look them back up) that flushing the toilet with the lid up sprays micro-particles of what's in the toilet all over the bathroom. Those particles can even end up in your the medicine cabinet. I don't want that stuff on my tooth brush. Second, it's bad enough when the cat puts dry paws on my face because I onow those things have been in the litter-box. Wet paws after having played in the toilet... So yeah, forget the whole I don't want to fall in bit. Put the lid down and keep the toilet contents where they belong.

The study I read (Several years ago and I don't remember where) said that flushing with the lid down didn't really help. It means that the person who lifts the lid gets a face full of that aerosol.:ohmy:

Kylie1969 07-23-2012 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1164890)
I keep telling the DH that there are two things that drive women crazy--leaving the toilet seat up at night is one of them.

I am so used to it now...I always remember to put it down when I get there...in the dark and all :lol:

Merlot 07-23-2012 08:10 PM

Try working at a nursing home. I hold my breath as often as I can since I know the particles are floating through the air. :lol: (Not really but it has crossed my mind) :ermm:

Skittle68 07-23-2012 08:36 PM

Yes!! I would go there just to exercise. Going down the stairs is hard on the knees. Hard work rewarded by FUN!



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TATTRAT 07-23-2012 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Skittle68 (Post 1165161)
Yes!! I would go there just to exercise. Going down the stairs is hard on the knees. Hard work rewarded by FUN!



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Exactly

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Somebunny 07-23-2012 10:17 PM

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taxlady 07-23-2012 10:24 PM

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Kylie1969 07-24-2012 04:15 AM

Guys, they are all so funny :lol:

CWS4322 07-24-2012 04:42 AM

I like this...for the lack of a comma, a grandma is eaten?

taxlady 07-24-2012 08:41 AM

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lifesaver 07-24-2012 09:31 AM

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taxlady 07-24-2012 10:47 AM

:lol:

Dawgluver 07-24-2012 11:02 AM

:lol:

TATTRAT 07-24-2012 01:57 PM

How to scare my wife - YouTube

Skittle68 07-24-2012 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TATTRAT

Lol that's awesome.

Merlot 07-24-2012 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TATTRAT (Post 1165432)

:rofl:

Kylie1969 07-24-2012 05:39 PM

Love them guys :rofl:

purple.alien.giraffe 07-24-2012 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TATTRAT

DH would be sleeping in the car for a night or two or ten...

Dawgluver 07-24-2012 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by purple.alien.giraffe

DH would be sleeping in the car for a night or two or ten...

You got that right.

PrincessFiona60 07-24-2012 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by purple.alien.giraffe (Post 1165551)
DH would be sleeping in the car for a night or two or ten...

If Shrek did that to me he'd have to open the lid on his bed...and if that happened I would stake him...


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