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luckytrim 05-30-2021 06:41 AM

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taxlady 05-30-2021 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by luckytrim (Post 1653322)

That first one reminded me of this, a drunk moose stuck in an apple tree, in Sweden.

https://videos.metro.co.uk/pix/met/2...0996178208.jpg

Here's an article: Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

medtran49 05-30-2021 07:03 PM

Poor thing. I had a cousin that looked like that once from apples, not drunk though, too many not quite ripe apoles of the first of the season.

luckytrim 05-31-2021 07:28 AM

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luckytrim 06-01-2021 08:18 AM

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Andy M. 06-01-2021 10:11 AM

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Farmer Jon 06-01-2021 04:41 PM

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dragnlaw 06-01-2021 06:32 PM

LOL... too funny Jon, reminds me of my ex. A savvy cop but NOT a country boy. Walking up behind a horse who'd been out to pasture about 7 months, him - daydreaming, her - ears laid back, hind end hunched and ready.

and he had the nerve to tell me I embarrassed him by yelling at him!

ahhh, silly me, should have never said a word, would have been a widow instead of an ex... :angel:

Kaneohegirlinaz 06-01-2021 09:17 PM

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taxlady 06-01-2021 09:42 PM

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That reminds me of a Dane (H.C. Andersen, I believe, but I won't swear to it.) who wrote that he had put a plaque on his umbrella that said something to the effect of "If you find this, keep it and send me $5" and there was an address. This person claimed to have received $5 in the mail eight or so times in two years.

luckytrim 06-02-2021 09:06 AM

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Cooking Goddess 06-03-2021 04:21 PM

True story
 
When I was grocery shopping last week, I bought four small zucchini. After going through the checkout, I reviewed my register receipt to make sure everything was correct. (I do this every week before I leave the store because mistakes happen!) Rather than ring up my zucchini at 99 cents per pound, the cashier called them pickling cukes at the price of $1.99. When I went to customer service to get a price adjustment, the clerk asked if I wanted the zucchini reweighed. :huh: :ermm: All I could say was "I'm pretty sure they're going to weigh the same whether you call them zucchini or cucumbers...".

Kaneohegirlinaz 06-03-2021 09:05 PM

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When I was grocery shopping last week, I bought four small zucchini. After going through the checkout, I reviewed my register receipt to make sure everything was correct. (I do this every week before I leave the store because mistakes happen!) Rather than ring up my zucchini at 99 cents per pound, the cashier called them pickling cukes at the price of $1.99. When I went to customer service to get a price adjustment, the clerk asked if I wanted the zucchini reweighed. :huh: :ermm: All I could say was "I'm pretty sure they're going to weigh the same whether you call them zucchini or cucumbers...".


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That sounds like just about any establishment here in Cowboyville!

Kaneohegirlinaz 06-03-2021 09:06 PM

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taxlady 06-03-2021 11:09 PM

That's a good one, CG.


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