Chief Longwind Of The North
Certified/Certifiable
I have "an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle" for that job...
I had one of those. Never shot anybody's eye out, or even anyone. I did shoot a squirrel, three times, right between the eyes. He just stood on the tree branch and looked at me, as if to say, "Is that all you got?". Good thing he wasn't a killer squirrel, or I'd not be typing this right now. Gotta go. DW's waitin' for me so she can have someone wait on her, hand and foot, and everything in between. If it didn't cost so much, I'd get sick too. I could lay around in bed all day, and ask someone to make me breakfast, lunch, and dinner, take care of any and all household chores, yard chores, gardening chores, financial chores, and cater to my every whim. And, I'd probably get to enjoy a solid 8 hours of sleep for a change. while
Seriously though, it's driving her crazy not to be able to do anything for three months or more. I might as well be in crazy-town with her.
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North