vitauta
Executive Chef
when i was first married, i could barely put together a meal of hot dogs and canned beans. we kept little in the fridge besides beer and sodas. my husband was very tolerant and laid back about the whole situation - it was what it was....however, one thing the man had a habit of doing, something i guess a lot of men do (for no reason i've ever understood) - he would swing open the refrigerator door, wide open, now, just stand there - staring real hARd and Lonngg into that near empty fridge, like he was mesmerized. a friend who happened by just then, asked him "what are you looking for in there, anyways?" unflappable as ever hubby just shook his head and went, "Hell Man, where's the mayonnaise?" the room erupted~beers all around....