StirBlue
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Pook: Where is your dog?
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Barb L.
Master Chef
Too cool Stirblue, is he on a beer run or is he afraid of pigs ?StirBlue said:Pook: Where is your dog?
StirBlue
Head Chef
Barb: Have you taken the Virtual B&B tour? You can find it in post #9156. I don't think there is a line right now so you might be next. It cost .50 but you'll be reimbursed .05 each day you stay at the B&B.
Is Pinky a Michigan Derby champion in the pig races? Are you his manager? Just how famous is Pinky? We may have a security problem. It seems that pigs acquire a lot of fans. You need to contact Sushi before you schedule any press conferences.
Our last pig guest was very demanding. He ordered bacon & eggs every morning and complained if the eggs were not the brown organic ones. He would only eat chili made with gormet pork butt. Everybody thought he was a slob because he ate corn & ham sandwiches all day long.
My mistake, that is not Pook's dog. That is the B&B chauffeur enroute to the train station to drive you here. There's a breathilizer on that iginiton. He can't start the vehicle unless he has a blood alcohol level of 1.08. He's never been in more than 9 serious accidents in a single week. You'll be safe with him.
See you soon.
Is Pinky a Michigan Derby champion in the pig races? Are you his manager? Just how famous is Pinky? We may have a security problem. It seems that pigs acquire a lot of fans. You need to contact Sushi before you schedule any press conferences.
Our last pig guest was very demanding. He ordered bacon & eggs every morning and complained if the eggs were not the brown organic ones. He would only eat chili made with gormet pork butt. Everybody thought he was a slob because he ate corn & ham sandwiches all day long.
My mistake, that is not Pook's dog. That is the B&B chauffeur enroute to the train station to drive you here. There's a breathilizer on that iginiton. He can't start the vehicle unless he has a blood alcohol level of 1.08. He's never been in more than 9 serious accidents in a single week. You'll be safe with him.
See you soon.
StirBlue
Head Chef
Middie you look familiar are you a soap star? Did I see you on the Young & Restless today?
goboenomo is looking for a B&B actress to feature in his realty show. Has he given you a script to look over? Is that why you cleaned this place top to bottom?
goboenomo is looking for a B&B actress to feature in his realty show. Has he given you a script to look over? Is that why you cleaned this place top to bottom?
middie
Chef Extraordinaire
Um nope... you saw me on One Life To Live lol.
j/k. No I didn't get a script. I wonder if that was
it on the bar in the lounge ?
j/k. No I didn't get a script. I wonder if that was
it on the bar in the lounge ?
StirBlue
Head Chef
I went to goboenomo's movie thread. The announcement said that I would be viewing the Netherlands but all I saw was a picture of my pickup truck sitting in the driveway in Illinois. Why do you suppose he has a picture of that? It's not even for sale!
Barb L.
Master Chef
Just picked up my crate of pig food , (special ? lol) nah, just fruity pebbles -his favorite ! His corn will be coming in tomorrow. Also, took the tour last year, came for a day- spent most of it lost in the Pine Maze ! Whew - I've only had Pinky a week, so am learning his personality, likes and dislikes.
StirBlue
Head Chef
Barb L said:
Here's a how to book on PIG HOLLERING. Study and Practice! We've invited American Idol to the B&B to audition you.
StirBlue
Head Chef
Pook said:
Have you checked B&B Lost & Found? We are going to have an auction and sell the unclaimed stuff. We are taking sealed bids on a found mitten. It is large but has short fingers. It is red in color and is waterproof. I would love to have it for my collection; it is a one of a kind.
Barb L.
Master Chef
StirBlue said:
- , too funny!StirBlue
Head Chef
Hi Pook! Glad you found your tuner. They do cat calls here that is why we need a drummer. Say, did you happen to see a Flintstone lunch box in the lost & found? There was a turtle inside. I believe that someone has been hunting turtles at the B&B. Wonder who the turtle hunter is?
Barb L.
Master Chef
Just got in late last night, weather is great ! Put Pinky in the zoo, he fit right in. My room is quite comfortable, but kept hearing a strange noise all night. Just got up, made coffee for everyone, frying (shhh) bacon up now. Wish someone else were up. Eggs are next, then toast. I'll just sip my coffee till someone else gets up !
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
Where have you seen un-virtuous things happen here?
If there is anything going under my nose, I'll be VERY mad. 
But everyone has been having a good time as far as I see it.
StirBlue
Head Chef
Pook: Watched the latest videos of your cats. Excellent! When they perform at the B&B, we will be able to give them the all out drum roll that they deserve!
StirBlue
Head Chef
Barb L said:
Welcome Barb: Thanks for making breakfast. Most of DC were out and about. It seems odd that with 552 other guest staying at the B&B, they would be missed. Robo Maid delivered me a tray this morning. It's not everyday that I have breakfast in bed. I may have overdone it a bit when I was in San Francisco last week.
OP
OP
-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
Thats Sgt. Snail. He was on the front lines as infantry in Nam'. He shelled the enemy positions. Just dont talk about it! He has a slight case of shell-shock. 
Just dont talk about it! He has a slight case of shell-shock. StirBlue
Head Chef
Then snail was a weatherman in the UK. He lost his job this week due to some foul weather that they had. He carries nunchukas and has a very bad temper.
He said he was going to get a ride to Little Rock Arkansas. I hope he hasn't been drinking.
Our chefs carry snail pistols and have set a lot of escargot traps. (they keep those snail pistol hammers filled and many are said to have a fast draw. I really like the oyster grips.)
Just try to stay away from him but if you have any problems, he can be calmed with earl grey mace. Pick some up from the B&B supply hut.
He said he was going to get a ride to Little Rock Arkansas. I hope he hasn't been drinking.
Our chefs carry snail pistols and have set a lot of escargot traps. (they keep those snail pistol hammers filled and many are said to have a fast draw. I really like the oyster grips.)
Just try to stay away from him but if you have any problems, he can be calmed with earl grey mace. Pick some up from the B&B supply hut.
StirBlue
Head Chef
Who left the light on in the kitchen?
StirBlue
Head Chef
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