Food Lies we tell ourselves

[Selkie]

The longer it's been stored in either the cupboard or refrigerator, the fewer calories it has.

 

[Nicholas Mosher]

I'll only eat one...

 

[Joshatdot]

Jim Beam & Ice .. at least I am not bloating up on Coke.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Shopping at the Whole Foods...I can't get into caloric trouble with that...can I?

 

[500nets]

ha ha

i tell myself that if i dont splurge every once in a while, ill lose my mind

 

[TheNoodleIncident]

you can eat as much unhealthy food as you like, as often as you like, and gain no weight as long as you announce "it's ok to splurge everyone once in a while!" before you do so

 

[vagriller]

Cutting a piece of cake and eating it out of your hand doesn't count. Food has to touch a plate to gain calories!

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Cutting a piece of cake and eating it out of your hand doesn't count. Food has to touch a plate to gain calories!

That's it, I'm tossing all my plates out the window. This is a diet I can handle.

 

[kadesma]

Hey not to worry, didn't ya know if you can't see the calories they don't count?
kades

 

[vagriller]

That's it, I'm tossing all my plates out the window. This is a diet I can handle.

lol!

 

[Alix]

Did someone mention that if you eat standing up all the calories fall right out?

 

[Andy M.]

Don't forget, "If you don't stop, you'll go blind." No, wait, that's not food related.

 

[vagriller]

Did someone mention that if you eat standing up all the calories fall right out?

Wow, so if I cut a piece of cake and eat it standing up I might even lose calories?

 

[Alix]

Wow, so if I cut a piece of cake and eat it standing up I might even lose calories?

I'm thinking you are DEFINITELY going to be negative calories. I mean hey, it takes some strength to lift while you are standing!