Oldvine
Sous Chef
I'm sorry but I can't believe that you really are so clueless that you don't know that butter comes as a solid. That would lead a person to believe that you don't even know how to add butter to pancake that has been placed in front of you and that someone has already melted the butter for you. If that's the case, you really need to relax and look around to see what is available to you and let common sense suggest what you do, in fact, know but are refusing to recognize.
Just like a covering a garbage can, you cover a pot with a lid. Your kids don't need you fooling around with an indoor grill right now. Stick with the can opener and get out the instruction book for the microwave. Line up a row of cereal boxes and keep plenty of milk in the fridge. When you've mastered that, start on the stove burners. Watch the pots and pans to make sure you don't set the house on fire. Good luck.
Just like a covering a garbage can, you cover a pot with a lid. Your kids don't need you fooling around with an indoor grill right now. Stick with the can opener and get out the instruction book for the microwave. Line up a row of cereal boxes and keep plenty of milk in the fridge. When you've mastered that, start on the stove burners. Watch the pots and pans to make sure you don't set the house on fire. Good luck.