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04-21-2017, 11:43 AM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 4,161
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess
Just Cooking's comment about memory and aging in the " Petty Vents" thread made me think of this one:
Yup! That's how my best friend back home and I will be in a few years!  That is if Himself and I don't take sooo long getting back home Dellie and I have forgotten who each other was! 
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Uh huh.... 
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04-22-2017, 05:05 PM
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#7642
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,905
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04-22-2017, 06:25 PM
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#7643
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 4,161
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaneohegirlinaz
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THAT is NOT fair...
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04-25-2017, 06:01 AM
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#7644
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
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Posts: 25,028
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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04-25-2017, 07:18 AM
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,648
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ROFL!!!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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04-25-2017, 07:26 AM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 4,161
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Me too...
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04-25-2017, 08:04 AM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,511
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Good one Dawg!
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04-25-2017, 08:10 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Join Date: Apr 2011
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They got snow last week!
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04-25-2017, 05:11 PM
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Certified/Certifiable
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: USA,Michigan
Posts: 10,759
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Don't know if I've shared these jokes with you yet. If I have, just turn to whoever your with and say, "Man, the Chief is getting old enough that he repeats himself".
Ok, so, what do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel with a rooster?
Answer - a very confused bird dog.
What do you get when you cross a beagle with a cotton-tail rabbit?
Answer - a beagle who can't stop chasing his cotton tail.
What do you get when you cross a deep stream with a mountain bike?
Answer - wet.
Bwahahahah . I hope you enjoyed a little frivolity. 
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
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04-25-2017, 07:24 PM
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,905
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04-25-2017, 08:38 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,221
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Hey, I'm better with East and West than I am with "right" and "left". "I meant my OTHER right!"
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"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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04-25-2017, 09:27 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,028
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"East" means nothing to me. Nor does left or right. "Go past the church, turn after the grocery store, and pull into the place past Walmart."
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04-25-2017, 09:44 PM
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,424
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawgluver
"East" means nothing to me. Nor does left or right. "Go past the church, turn after the grocery store, and pull into the place past Walmart."
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You're a prime candidate for gps nav system. "Turn left here", "your destination is on the right "
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04-25-2017, 10:30 PM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,511
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I used to have a pair of socks, one said "Left" the other said "Right".
Just had to glance at them as you followed the directions.
They worked beautifully.
Only as long as you had them on the correct foot.
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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04-25-2017, 10:34 PM
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,648
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I just want the address and I'll look it up on Google Maps.
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04-25-2017, 11:13 PM
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#7656
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,221
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawgluver
"East" means nothing to me. Nor does left or right. "Go past the church, turn after the grocery store, and pull into the place past Walmart."
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Don't forget that I'm married to a 3-year astronomy major and amateur astronomer. The problem we've had with people giving us directions like that is they tell us the way they remember it being before the church burned down and the grocery store became a cute tea shoppe.
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"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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04-25-2017, 11:30 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess
Don't forget that I'm married to a 3-year astronomy major and amateur astronomer. The problem we've had with people giving us directions like that is they tell us the way they remember it being before the church burned down and the grocery store became a cute tea shoppe. |
So what happens if I were to ask him for directions on a clear night when the stars are showing brightly?
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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04-26-2017, 02:07 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,221
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He'd tell you where to go! Those are the easiest nights, since he can spot the various constellations and know exactly which way is what - and what time it is, too. He can also "read" terrain while driving, anticipating hills, valleys and curves ahead based on the lay of the land he can see. The guy is a genius...until it comes to housework. 
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"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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04-27-2017, 06:53 PM
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#7659
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,028
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Let's see if this works.
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04-27-2017, 07:28 PM
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#7660
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,905
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Speaking of driving directions ....
HA!!!
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