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Old 04-21-2017, 11:43 AM   #7641
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Just Cooking's comment about memory and aging in the "Petty Vents" thread made me think of this one:




Yup! That's how my best friend back home and I will be in a few years! That is if Himself and I don't take sooo long getting back home Dellie and I have forgotten who each other was!
Uh huh....
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Old 04-22-2017, 05:05 PM   #7642
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Old 04-22-2017, 06:25 PM   #7643
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THAT is NOT fair...
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Old 04-25-2017, 06:01 AM   #7644
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Old 04-25-2017, 07:18 AM   #7645
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Old 04-25-2017, 07:26 AM   #7646
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Me too...
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Old 04-25-2017, 08:04 AM   #7647
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Good one Dawg!
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Old 04-25-2017, 08:10 AM   #7648
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They got snow last week!
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:11 PM   #7649
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Don't know if I've shared these jokes with you yet. If I have, just turn to whoever your with and say, "Man, the Chief is getting old enough that he repeats himself".

Ok, so, what do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel with a rooster?
Answer - a very confused bird dog.

What do you get when you cross a beagle with a cotton-tail rabbit?
Answer - a beagle who can't stop chasing his cotton tail.

What do you get when you cross a deep stream with a mountain bike?
Answer - wet.

Bwahahahah. I hope you enjoyed a little frivolity.

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Old 04-25-2017, 08:38 PM   #7651
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Hey, I'm better with East and West than I am with "right" and "left". "I meant my OTHER right!"
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Old 04-25-2017, 09:27 PM   #7652
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"East" means nothing to me. Nor does left or right. "Go past the church, turn after the grocery store, and pull into the place past Walmart."
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Old 04-25-2017, 09:44 PM   #7653
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"East" means nothing to me. Nor does left or right. "Go past the church, turn after the grocery store, and pull into the place past Walmart."


You're a prime candidate for gps nav system. "Turn left here", "your destination is on the right "
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I used to have a pair of socks, one said "Left" the other said "Right".
Just had to glance at them as you followed the directions.

They worked beautifully.

Only as long as you had them on the correct foot.
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Old 04-25-2017, 10:34 PM   #7655
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I just want the address and I'll look it up on Google Maps.
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Old 04-25-2017, 11:13 PM   #7656
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"East" means nothing to me. Nor does left or right. "Go past the church, turn after the grocery store, and pull into the place past Walmart."
Don't forget that I'm married to a 3-year astronomy major and amateur astronomer. The problem we've had with people giving us directions like that is they tell us the way they remember it being before the church burned down and the grocery store became a cute tea shoppe.
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Don't forget that I'm married to a 3-year astronomy major and amateur astronomer. The problem we've had with people giving us directions like that is they tell us the way they remember it being before the church burned down and the grocery store became a cute tea shoppe.
So what happens if I were to ask him for directions on a clear night when the stars are showing brightly?
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Old 04-26-2017, 02:07 AM   #7658
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He'd tell you where to go! Those are the easiest nights, since he can spot the various constellations and know exactly which way is what - and what time it is, too. He can also "read" terrain while driving, anticipating hills, valleys and curves ahead based on the lay of the land he can see. The guy is a genius...until it comes to housework.
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Let's see if this works.
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