Sung to the tune of "What do you do with a drunken sailor:
What do you do with a piece of round steak?
What do you do with a piece of round steak?
What do you do with a piece of round steak, er-lie in the mornin'?
Put it on a hook and go a fishin'
Put it on a hook and go a fishin'
Put it on a hook and go a fishin', er-lie in the mornin'
Pound it flat and make rouladin
Pound it flat and make rouladin
Pound it flat and make rouladin, er-lie in the mornin'
Put it in a PC, make some good stew
Put it in a PC, make some good stew
Put it in a PC, make some good stew, er-lie in the mornin'
Simmer in sauce and make some swiss steak
Simmer in sauce and make some swiss steak
Simmer in sauce and make some swiss steak, er-lie in the mornin'
Chop it all up and make steak-burger
Chop it all up and make steak-burger
Chop it all up and make steak-burger, er-lie in the mornin'
Braise it slow for Beef Bourguignon
Braise it slow for Beef Bourguignon
Braise it slow for Beef Bourguignon, er-lie in the mornin'
You know it's great, braised with mushrooms
You know it's great, braised with mushrooms
You know it's great, braised with mushrooms, er-lie in the mornin'
Need I go on?
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North