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When I explained it to my co workers this morning they said I was confusing them lol, I thought it was easy!

Well, I think it's great! I just now not only remembered how it worked after the whole day, I got the question I asked my self right! I have always had troubles with Multiplication. Again, Thanks!
 
So, I was walking across the yard from my sister's apartment to my own when something ran across my foot. I froze, my heart thumping and slowly turned my head to see what it was. It was a bunny rabbit. I almost peed myself I was startled so badly. By a bunny rabbit...
 
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life Towards 2013 --Remember:
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1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes, Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
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8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can







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10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex.

Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel... because those that matter... don't mind ... and those that mind ...don't matter!

And As You Slide Down that Banister of Life You Should Pray That All The Splinters Are Pointed The Other Way...











 
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