Today's Funny

[TATTRAT]

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

i used to sell security alarms door to door, and i was really good at it.

If no one was home, i would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[Addie]

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

Good one Tat.

 

[taxlady]

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

That could work.

 

[dragnlaw]

That's good Tat!

Goes right along with my husband finding a car unlocked at a train station or somewhere. He would write up the ticket, put it on the front seat and lock the doors.

 

[rodentraiser]

Yes, this is what we call them.

 

[taxlady]

 

[GotGarlic]

https://youtu.be/YAzz-kxs_rk

 

[dragnlaw]

GG that's too funny! I actually know someone like that!

 

[Katie H]

Sounds like my youngest sister. She went grocery shopping with me when she was in one of her food "stages" and spent almost the whole time in the store "editing" everything I put in my cart. I'm a very patient person but I seriously considered jail time that day.

 

[taxlady]

I would have found it funnier if I didn't see far too much of that on FB. I particularly dislike the amount of nonsense that goes along with this. Then there are other friends who are so turned off by that nonsense that they rave about anyone trying to eat healthy.

 

[TATTRAT]

the CFL has beat anything I've seen in NFL celebrations this year.

 

[Cooking Goddess]

https://youtu.be/YAzz-kxs_rk

Funny because it's true, in some cases.
Sad because it's true, too, in some cases.

Diets: Pick it and stick to it. Sadly, I seem to be on the see-food diet lately...

 

[Cooking Goddess]

the CFL has beat anything I've seen in NFL celebrations this year.

I dunno, TAT, I think the Eagles had a pretty good one themselves on Sunday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJBvXySPz0Y

 

[JustJoel]

Good one PF.

I’m sure you’ve heard that old joke:
St. Peter:What would you like to hear people say about you at your funeral?
Deceased: “He’s still breathing!”

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[dragnlaw]

Kgirl... I was wondering where my glass got to!... gonna send a few dragonettes to have a little talk with that (poor) soul.

He will learn... if you can't take the heat - don't tickle the dragon....

harumph............

 

[dragnlaw]

ooops...

I meant... (dang! how'd my baby pic get in there?)