That's what I was thinking too.Plus his hat won't fly off in high winds.
Himself calls me the "Queen of Bungee Cords". I think you've found the King! Disclaimer: I have never, ever used one to hold up an article of clothing. Yet...
When they first put "stretch straps" on bras, there was a definite bungee cord like effect.You better hurry and invent the bungee bra before someone else does.
If only...
Plus his hat won't fly off in high winds.
Plus he can tip his hat and moon ya simultaneously.