I saw this on FaceBook. It has some "colourful" language, so I will just put the link, not the pic. I had tears running down my cheeks from laughing.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...74598705.62048.235455286519064&type=1&theater
I've been there, done that!
That's the time for a Byte-Bat. I had one when our first computer sat and glowered at us with just a dot for a cursor on a black screen waiting for us to read it's mind.
It was a kind of baseball bat made of soft materials so you could hit your stupid computer without anything breaking.