CWS4322
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And that's when I lawyered up...
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CWS4322 said:And that's when I lawyered up...
This is a long one, unknown origins, supposedly true story. Even if it's not true, something like this could easily happen, because the actions described are consistent with how deer are known to act when they are cornered. Heard this story many years ago and just recently came across it again. Definitely worth the read IMO
That's why I got leather upholstery in my car.I sent this story on to Mom, she said it made her pee her pants! I owe her a chair cushion.
You can dress her up, but you can't take her any where.There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Oh my gosh! I have to steal this! So funny!There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
I'm stealing this!There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
The story of my life--open the door...close the door...open the door...close the door...I'm well trained.
PrincessFiona60 said:There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
ROTFLMAO!