I've been tempted to sell my treadmill with an ad like this:
One of my best friends is an executive chef at a local restaurant that is closing. He's dyslexic, though, so all I can say say is don't order the carp.
Yup. Reminded me of this one from FaceBookTry this on for size:
Roses are red,
My fingers are blue.
I'm sick of winter,
How 'bout you?